screamandshout: when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

miss-angel-amissa: I work at McDonalds and I like to freak...

miss-angel-amissa:

I work at McDonalds and I like to freak people out with the new happy meal boxes.

halfbakedpoet: And here we see a majestic wild mop without a...

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

jaclcfrost: people thinking that u liking a character means u like absolutely everything about them...

jaclcfrost:

people thinking that u liking a character means u like absolutely everything about them and agree with every single thing they’ve done

heyfunniest: i’m out

heyfunniest:

i’m out

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

wannajoke: What a gentleman

wannajoke:

What a gentleman

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renandstimpy: this is everything

renandstimpy:

this is everything

terrakion: alt-j: michaxl: gf: babe come over me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt...

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

earthdad: when someone really cute calls you cute first

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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burgerkid: when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

burgerkid:

when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

primacdonaldsgirl: when u do something ur friends never expected you to do

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do

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applevevo: listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

woodmeat: my pops said if i beat him he give me all 18 years of child support he owe me

woodmeat:

my pops said if i beat him he give me all 18 years of child support he owe me

fruitsofapathy: SPRING JOKES. On a side note, I really hate...

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

officialputin: white boys’ haircuts be like

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

vinebox: When your song come on in the club

vinebox:

When your song come on in the club

madeupmonkeyshit: me showing up to class late

madeupmonkeyshit:

me showing up to class late

nudqe: "white people can’t danc-" "white people can’t twer-"

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

"white people can’t twer-"

ericharrisblog: The blue tent where the police kept the bodies...

ericharrisblog:

The blue tent where the police kept the bodies of Eric and Dylan before sent them to the Jefferson county Sheriff’s Department for the autopsy.

dopeybeauty: ariel’s revenge (x)

dopeybeauty:

ariel’s revenge (x)

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