hopeflakes: When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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explanationpoint: well thanks now i feel safe

explanationpoint:

well thanks now i feel safe

foxnewsofficial: love yourself so we have something in common

foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

rupsidaisy: is that… not what she says……….

rupsidaisy:

is that… not what she says……….

shawnpau: she’s getting stronger

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

sergeantjerkbarnes: if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the...

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

thewordsofclayton: sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said "hi sweetheart if you...

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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matthewsagan: when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?

customer: JUST LOOKING.

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playthesims: aww

playthesims:

aww

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