Monday, September 1, 2014
sergeantjerkbarnes: if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the...
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
thewordsofclayton: sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said "hi sweetheart if you...
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
