Derrek Jackson's Comedy Blog: 08/30/14

Saturday, August 30, 2014

amenpenis: Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I...

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

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coolcatseatcake: leviathans-in-the-tardis: me-myself-and-will: ...

coolcatseatcake:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.

ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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Nicki claps with her ass

Nicki claps with her ass

laugh-addict: wahahaha i laughed so hard.

laugh-addict:

wahahaha i laughed so hard.

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: Trying to Carry Groceries In One...

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

lindsaylohoean: my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore” and i replied...

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

yoncevevo: teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety