kantamizuno: THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

kizatchi: hes doing a good job

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

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burgerkid: making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

alt-j: calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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psiioniic: lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

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longdogunderfoot: Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

merlwyb: lemme see if it was any good no delete it i look dumb

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

earthnation: my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

urltima: "so what do you want to do with your life?"

urltima:

"so what do you want to do with your life?"

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords: So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her...

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

dutchster: do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the...

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

xplosivediarrhea: imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect...

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

multicolors: thequeenofdisorder: titlefightclub: this will...

multicolors:

thequeenofdisorder:

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

This will forever make me happy

I need a full version of this

icorly: mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

One reason I'm unfollowing you. Your blog isn't funny.

well the fact that you followed me means you thought my blog was funny :D bye :)

french: I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a...

french:

I’m so fucking weird

It’s like:

I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.

I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.

I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.

I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.

I need help.

virginitity: how i seduce men

virginitity:

how i seduce men

When you're in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

hospitalstays: school cum

hospitalstays:

school cum

earthnation: my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

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8 Reasons You Broke Up

lifejoy21:

You might not know why your ex broke up with you. Here are some reason why they might have.

8 Reasons You Broke Up

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8 Common Dealbreakers During First Dates

lifejoy21:

First dates say a lot about a potential significant other. But many things may go wrong and may steer you away from the person you;re trying to impress. Here are some common dealbreakers people lean away from during first dates.

8 Common Dealbreakers During First Dates

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8 Rules of Texting Your Crush

lifejoy21:

Texting your crush can be stressful and nerve-racking. Being confident, thinking of the perfect things to say, and having butterflies all at the same time? Don’t fear! Click the link for some helpful tips.

8 Rules of Texting Your Crush

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angrychickpea: i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as...

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts

but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

miketooch: Future-me as a parent

miketooch:

Future-me as a parent