Wednesday, July 30, 2014

nico-diangelcakes: nico-diangelcakes: So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where...

nico-diangelcakes:



nico-diangelcakes:



So i have this giant pencil right


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I think we all know where this is going.


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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming



clientsfromhell: Me: “What browser are you on?” Client: “Google.” Me: “Google Chrome?” Client: “No,...

clientsfromhell:



Me: “What browser are you on?”


Client: “Google.”


Me: “Google Chrome?”


Client: “No, just regular Google.”


Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”


Client: “Google.”


Me: “No.”


Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”


Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?


Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”