lanashiftdelrey: coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

housewifeswag: do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and...

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

unclefather: this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

ugly: when someone insults you and your friend backs you up

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you up

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juilan: The time has come…

juilan:

The time has come…

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grawly: THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE...

grawly:

THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR

dlubes: dlubes: remember in 2012 when every other text post on tumblr was a horrible pun taken...

dlubes:

dlubes:

remember in 2012 when every other text post on tumblr was a horrible pun taken from a popsicle stick and each one had like fifty thousand notes

yeah but they’re usually rare

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fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat...

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”

So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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stacksbreadup: This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

themesbymissyani: TITLE: LEINAHTAN PREVIEW | CODE

themesbymissyani:

TITLE: LEINAHTAN

PREVIEW | CODE

omgtsn: ouendanl: omgtsn: i’m in hell fuck OFF

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell

fuck OFF

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rnalevolent: ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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undercover-witch: notbadword: hunter x hunter creator and...

undercover-witch:

notbadword:

hunter x hunter creator and sailor moon creator are married, so why not cameo each others work

littlewillgrahams: Bless

littlewillgrahams:

Bless

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placatory: Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I...

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

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tepidlachlan: When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

420snorlax: i’m gonna start using this line

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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