dutchster: when people in front of me walk slow

dutchster:

when people in front of me walk slow

the-anal-rapist: My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!” Me: “I’m coming…”

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of...

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

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relahvant: when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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deanscabbages: lovelixst: rivendellcustomersupport: this was...

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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catseverywhere: Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow...

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

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unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so...

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

thegits: IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

earthdad: when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

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fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it...

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

500daysofeffyou: SpongeBob, where’s my order? Did you look under the tray? Oh. No I didn’t,...

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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catchattroupe: SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I...

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

magical-ginger:

magical-ginger:

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