80% of my friendships on tumblr

me: we should talk more!

them: yeah we should!

both: *never talks to each other again*

bitrates: Next time I have a surgery and I’m in pain, the...

bitrates:

Next time I have a surgery and I’m in pain, the doctor just needs to dump a box full of kittens on top of me and I’ll feel much better

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teamrocketing: we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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buildabitchworkshop: stevebruschetta: Disney Princesses with...

buildabitchworkshop:

stevebruschetta:

Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

STOP

derpycats: oh human, i has made a huge mistake

derpycats:

oh human, i has made a huge mistake

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whackcalzone: MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO...

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

True friendship

True friendship

lydiaamartin:

lydiaamartin:

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r u gay

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casualcissexism: girl straight up sent that motherfucker to...

casualcissexism:

girl straight up sent that motherfucker to jail for bein sexist why aint that the case irl smh

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compromisedanalintegrity: us just having curves

compromisedanalintegrity:

us

just having curves

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elissamvp: When you say something smart and people are shocked

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

nosdrinker: I AM THE END OF THE WORLD

nosdrinker:

I AM THE END OF THE WORLD

kynen: Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and...

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.