Derrek Jackson's Comedy Blog: 04/27/14

heliolisk:

I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

Senior Year

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

nickiminajvevo:

gettin outta school on the last day like

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

nice-wig-janis:

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

hashtagpropaganja:

dapussnboots:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

Growing up

error404personnotfound:

bonkalore:

lonelybonerhead:

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

*most incredible sex ever

WHY

clintashashipper:

the-listening:

elenafishers:

starkfortony:

proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever.

oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul!

more proof

… one more proof :D

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

thatoneimbecile:

thebigblackwolfe:

yourpanicpixienightmare:

powerdrain:

sushinfood:

I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.

um ok

WHAT

I feel like I just listened to Welcome To NightVale.