Derrek Jackson's Comedy Blog: September 2014

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

hoemama:

me and my internet friends:

ihaveheadphones:

blueklectic:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

get out

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

denchguy:

thank you

taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.

so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.

and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.

i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

gasolinefamily:

He comes to cuddle every single morning.

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a page

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

reallymkpunk:

Um yeah, somebody screwed up. Not naming any names, guy who’s holding the U

castielsteenwolf:

perfecteeran:

happyfreeconfuseed:

EVEN ED SHEERAN GETS IT.

OF COURSE ED SHEERAN GETS IT.

WHEN DOES ED SHEERAN NOT GET IT

yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

did-you-kno:

Starpath is an environmentally friendly pavement coat that glows in the dark and adjusts to the level of natural light so unlit paths can be seen at night. Source

legalmexican:

deathlyhollowheart:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Wow.

I need help with my chemistry homework can I come see you after school

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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